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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby KRamone27 » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:55 pm

You guys have probably heard this before but here it is. Q:What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A: A drummer
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Dennisthe Menace » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:13 pm

What do you call a Drummer without a girlfriend???
Homeless
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby jfine » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:43 am

A C, an E-flat and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, you guys have to leave...we don't serve minors in here. So the E-flat leaves and the C and G split a fifth...
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Sarah93003 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:08 am

jfine wrote:A C, an E-flat and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, you guys have to leave...we don't serve minors in here. So the E-flat leaves and the C and G split a fifth...


ba dum...bump!
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby oipunkguy » Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:49 pm

...What's black and red, and screaming at the top of the stairs?....








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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Sarah93003 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:35 am

I got caught speeding the other day. The officer contended that I had accelerated from the traffic signal at a high rate of speed. So, I flicked my blonde hair, flashed my pearlie whites, and batted my baby blues in an effort to talk my way out of it. Then he took a picture of my dog in the back seat and showed it to me. Case closed!

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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby oipunkguy » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:58 am

what's long, brown, and sticky???????


give up????
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...a stick. ;)
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Sarah93003 » Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:15 am

Okay Aaron. That was bad! :mrgreen: I'm not seeing the picture that I included in my little joke. Is anyone seeing it?
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby GattonFan » Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:32 am

I don't see the picture, either - not on my laptop or my desktop ...

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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Veenture » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:21 pm

...no pic for me either.
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