JUST WANTING to WISH ALL of the FORUM MEMBERS
"a VERY SAFE and PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!!" And with Closing Out this Section before the End of the Year...... I want to thank you for all the PMs you have forwarded to me over the year.
I must send a big thank you to whoever PM'd me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes,
because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings, because I gave it all to some sick girl who is about to die in the hospital
for the 1 Millionth time. But that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft
promised me a few years back for participating in their special email programs.
.....And then there's the Senior Bank Clerk in Nigeria who wants to split seven million dollars with me
for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.
I no longer worry about my soul, because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends
and make a wish within five minutes.
I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer
won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.
I no longer go to shopping centers' because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill
with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan .
I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown Australian spider is lurking
under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum.
I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there
by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
So, if you don't share this "Thank You Statement" and send it to at least 144,000 people
in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will sit on your head at 5:00pm this
afternoon and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.
I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door
neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.
ANYHOW.....HAPPY NEW YEAR to the Members of the MOSRITEFORUM!! BTW....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people
with low IQ who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!
the Menace....
